Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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