Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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