have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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