I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
they need to just BURY HIM!
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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