they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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