Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Are we still banned from the library?
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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