Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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