Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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