How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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