if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
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I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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