you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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