Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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