Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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