You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
This is the high leading the old right now
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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