Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
The air taste purple.
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