Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So many bounce houses so little time
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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