what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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