Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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