You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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