There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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