yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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