Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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