some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
well you can't waste a boner
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just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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