wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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