would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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