Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you will always have a special place in my vag
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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