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You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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