Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
