I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The air was thick with penises
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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