What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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