I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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