it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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