He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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