New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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