can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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