Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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