Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Randomize
