I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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