At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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