Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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