you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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