Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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