I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The ass gains better be worth it
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