even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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