at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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