My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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