I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Acid is not a monday night drug
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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