Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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