What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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