Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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