I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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