I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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