i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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