Nicole vs. Life
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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